In order to make up for my militant rant of last night, I thought I’d steal Penny Arcade’s excellent concept and give out a little brainstorming writing assignment for your RPG campaign and then share it
Here’s the assignment, write an adventure concept (any genre) in exactly 10 words and post it in the comments. Believe me, I sent in two entries to the PA contest and it’s hard to do.
Let’s make this a contest shall we? I’m opening it up for 1 full week starting on Noon EST of April 29th until the same time next week (May 6th). You enter by posting your entry in the comments here.
The best one will get a choice of a D&D mini Dungeon of Dread booster or an equivalent value Gift Certificate from DrivethruRPG.
For the contest to be valid, I need at least 20 entries from 20 different people. There are currently 265 RSS subscribers on this blog so I think it’s feasible to hope for a 7-10% participation.
You can submit multiple entries.
If I don’t get enough, I’ll still post the best entries in a later post with credits.
Actually, regardless of how it goes, I’d probably make a selection of entries (or all of them) into a PDF and offer it for free. Therefore, please note that while I will credit your entry by your true name or internet moniker, I get the rights to the entries. I don’t plan on selling any of this though.
Heres a few examples to get you started:
- Help tiefling bastard daughter of snobby paladin quests for Birthright.
- Castle falls from sky, PCs must uncover where it’s from (Contractions count for one word ok?)
- Dragon ate poisonous cursed gnome, will trade hoard for relief
- Barbarian posse drops in hell, kick Diabolic Ass, take over (Perfect for Broadsword)!
I know you can do better!
Sound off! Tell your friends, pimp that contest abroad!
Edit:
Dave the Game of Critical-hits and Jeff Rients have offered to be judges. Better shape up cuz these guys are good!
This is shaping up to be a lot more popular than I expected. If any Sponsors wants to step up to sweeten the prize deal it would be great, contact me at chattydm@chattydm.net, I’d be willing to add a permanent link of your organization in this post!
Want to see the entries in a more Digestible form? See here. The list is updated periodically as the contest progresses.
Also have a look at the Random Adventure Synopsis Generator Tommi created with the entries!
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Offspring of other realm god, creates Stepford to conquer all.
Mutated Undead Orcs festooned with spikes, use tentacles to seduce.
Halfling Pie Eating Champion has challenged you! Eat or Die!
Infant drow on doorstep. Adopt it or give it up?
Kill goblins kill goblins kill goblins kill goblins kill goblins!
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Find the three golden thrushes whose song will heal king.
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Players will die unless find cure hidden on level ten.
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ChattyDM lost his voice. Can you find it in time?
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Wizards lost plot. Can you save them from financial ruin?
greywulfs last blog post..TheCompleatSorceress: Aaaaaaand she’s done.
Ghost of enemy killed haunts a PCs weapon, murders NPCs.
Ripper Xs last blog post..Building a Fantasy Calander
Pirates and ninjas. Pirates and ninjas. Pirates and ninjas. Ho!
Sorry for your loss. The Princess is in another castle.
The dragon came to eat you. You aren’t that tasty.
Five caves have opened up. You get to pick one.
The summer sun is falling upon the fair realm. Literally.
You wake up with a written note and no kidneys.
Somebody stole your favorite pink teddy. Which kind? Gender specific.
Here are five I came up with:
Military captain becomes undead minion to increase a deity’s influence.
Local halfling brewery gets poisoned water. Town and trade sick.
Assassin turns over new leaf. Opens bar. Town not happy.
Dungeon found with lots of treasure. Everyone wants a piece.
Crazy man attempts to create half breeds. Nature not like.
Airship fleet approaches your home town, can you defend it?
Mutant pheasants claim your child, an adventure in the wild.
Unnatural wind claims a local kingdom, has nature turned evil?
Technocrats’ son lost in latest project, a portal to beyond.
The world is flooded and angle’s rule with magical fists.
Five spells must be read to birth a new world.
Never ending winter caused by warforged wizards and lich queen.
Blue bolts rain from the sky, the god’s are angry.
Pun-pun makes an entrance, sanity is all but lost.
Nation of ghosts rise from the sea, they demand rights.
Warehouse of berserk animated objects, no more need be said.
All right! This is awesome and fun!
7 Down, 13 to go to make the cut!
Dave the Game as stepped in as Judge and will help me. Jeff Rients too!
This is so cool!
An island rises from the sea. Rival nations claim it.
Demon summoned in bar offers last man standing one wish.
Buzzregogs last blog post..Wonder if Paizo will get credit for this..
Benevolent active gods, evil empires, the heroes are pirate clerics.
Searching untamed jungles on other planets for new alchemical components.
Earth Mother is insane. Cure her to save the world.
The President Elect has no children for the ritual sacrifice.
The mightiest superheroes turn evil. Second stringers must stop them.
Elderly magical girls must transform once again. Any power left?
The best magic items are dangerously radioactive. Find a cure.
Cheerful fairy tale characters are invading your gritty noir world.
Anvils, dynamite etc. are suddenly fatal. Toons are dying out!
Rogue censor programs are editing people when they jack in.
(assuming this isn’t limited to D&D
)
St. Nicolas is missing. The Prince requests your help. Now.
As clem just showed… it doesn’t have to be from the Fantasy genre at all… it’s just that I’m better at it than other stuff.
We’ve already reached the halfway point…. (I should have said 50 people)!
Only 10 more…
k
(’twasn’t there when I began)
Elvis has returned! The world is covered in sequins. Help!
Hunted heroes, escaping enemies, stumble into another world and meet.
Why does the snow over Fairyville smell like rotting flesh?
Vengeance does not stop with death. Whose sword is this?
When the monkeys stop falling, the real trouble starts anew.
Is hope for love worth pursuit for the perfect pancake?
Stan
Local church backs PCs in Anti-Paladin’s annual Three-Dragon Ante tournament. (Hyphenated words count as one, right?)
Stressed out rain god vacations in PC’s recently droughted homeland.
Archmages create private research demiplane. PCs must evaluate scholarly ethics.
Why is the King sending sealed letters to 100 peasants?
Anthropologists study dungeon. Nothing killed or looted until history traced.
All good TK…
Oh and a big hearty welcome to all 1st time posters!
What happens when you crossbreed red and white dragons? Science!
Annihilation looms. Earth’s last hope lies in the darkest shadows.
Half-orc wizard, dwarven druid, gnome paladin. Best of friends.
Supervillain threatens Moon destruction. Do not let UN pay ransom.
Three signs of the Apocalypse have passed. Stop four more.
Find and destroy the altar before dawn. Reward: Your soul.
A haughty, tyrannical dragon suddenly requests help defending her desmense.
Unnatural wildfires burn the fields; who would starve our kingdom?
Annual festival games turn deadly serious, and everyone seems complicit.
A royal cook suspected of poisoning an ambassador claims innocence.
A murdered lord’s spirit refuses resurrection, but haunts his heirs.
Why would a wealthy, healthy businessman cooperate with foreign terrorists?
Nothing’s funnier than monkeys - until everyone’s pet simians awaken overnight.
How does one catch a doppelganger who’s gone to ground?
Three princes go questing, but one plans to return alone.
A mad druid holds the floodwaters hostage, threatening mass starvation.
Several seemingly sincere sirens seek silent solace sans standard seaside solitude. (Why is alliteration so funny, anyway?)
Someone cast explosive runes on letters offering cessation of hostilities.
The city’s power goes out every sundown, without apparent cause.
Who ever heard of a princess kidnapping a mighty dragon?
Just one for now; maybe more to follow:
PCs windfall actually loot stolen from dragon. Dragon is peeved.
Overthrow the mad king, but don’t become like him afterwards.
Someone burnt down the old forest, the creatures are angry.
Borstam Keep has dissapeared and huge stone footsteps have appeared.
Miners have found Hell. The church are pleased, it’s proof!
The ghost of a foreign spy continues in his duty.
Incoming meteor. Shelters must be made or underground cities taken.
Caste of robots are transfering their minds to organic bodies.
The ooze has taken a dwarf city. Alchemist required urgently.
Paragon of each of civilised race required for fanastic voyage.
Paragon Ape lobbies for species recognition in a suit. Hilarity ensues.
Five Elemental Rings awarded by Wizard. You\’re stuck with Heart.
Warforged created by man. They rebelled. They have a plan.
Giant Jedi-piloted Mecha wage war against Space Ork Cyborgs.
Years of achievements threated by deities\’ updating rules of the universe.
Least-famous Wayons brother trapped in poorly rendered fantasy world.
Catch & release all harpies after fitting them with bras.
Cross my Harpy!
Geek’s Dream Girls last blog post..Companion’s Log: An Evening Affair
Liberate abused bulettes being used as ogre mage polo mounts.
Previously plundered artifact conduit for angelic possession of PC’s son.
Mayan human sacrifice awakens chupakabra horde nesting in limestone sinkhole.
Run down star salesman huckster who unwittingly acquires legitimate deed.
Hired by master dream thief to neutralize pursuing bounty hunter.
Food grows scarce in post-apocalyptic wasteland. Who can help?
The corpse appears to have the same tattoo as you.
Something made those Imperial Guardsmen turn traitor. What was it?
Superheroes need anonymity, so make sure he doesn’t escape!
An intelligent sword demands a destined hero, their damnation ensues.
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Dragon in lonely mountain seeks PC for friendship; maybe more.
Stay in the tavern and adventure will come to you.
Cathedral walls are bleeding. Clerics are confused. All is lost?
The Tooth Fairy works alone. The Easter Bunny too. Why?
Indians on the horizon, watching your wagons circle. Fools gold.
Elected ruler revealed as idiot, country seeks quick resolution please!
Buzzregogs last blog post..Wonder if Paizo will get credit for this..
Trapped in another dimension. Escape from Ring of Death possible?
Make breakfast fit for the King… with a roc’s egg.
Stuarts last blog post..GM Tools
You can’t see. You can’t move. It… is behind you.
Goblin Hordes caravan west. What’re they running from, or to?
Kobold wizard changes sex of town, forlorn adventurers seek cure.
Emerald Claw need magical wood, elven forests face the axe.
Steal Wand of Orcus. Survive interplanar chase to Mount Celestia.
It is dark. You might be eaten by a grue.
The Horns of War! A cry is heard, “To Arms!”
Find the forlorn friar of Festivus, or forfeit your face.
Half-orc mercenary, Elven princess elope. Earn King’s ransom? Aide newlyweds?
Who’s teaching the dwarves magic? Wizard college wants competition squelched.
Swords against Axis: transdimensional adventurers battle Nazis for Europe’s freedom.
Beardless dwarf merchant losing business; can kidnapped goblin barber help?
Bardsport: minstrel in musical deathmatch lost voice! Rescue or cure!
maxs last blog post.."…lust-mad men and lawless women in a vicious and sensuous orgy of slaughter and stupendous dance spectacles…"
Chatty starts thinking he might get a lot more than he bargained for…
1. Get kiss from lost faerie queen to save dying boy.
2. Evil uncle steals family jewels. Retrieve them to become king.
3. Drunken party seduced by transvestite hill giant, escape next morning.
Trick Norker hillbillies into stealing evil Mage’s laundered Elven finery.
Save inebriated King from Illusionist Medusa dating his charmed son.
labsenpais last blog post..Celebrate GW’s 3rd by saving Tyria again…
Rescue merchant’s son from mercenaries squatting at the family farmstead.
Get Gods of Cats and Dogs to fight Rat God.
Fiendwurm belches demons over landscape. Heroes needed for EPIC cleaning.
Three swordsmen fighting the Isle of Wights REALLY need cleric.
Psychically poisoned princess purloins the Terrible Tapestry of Trapmaster Tarquin.
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If we come up with more can we do a second post?
EvilLuke
Yes EvilLuke, you may! The more the merrier.
The Tarrasque is sent to Asmodeus’ Lair. Asmodeus’ new pet?
Fountain of Youth found! Drinks go to the highest bidder.
The Plane of Absolute Silence. Or is it just you?
Dragon seeking estranged child after polyamorous youth… Could be anyone!
In this foreign land, why does food taste like metal?
After looting jewels, shady wizard wants them at any cost.
Did you ever notice the moon is full EVERY night?
You left fresh half-vampire corpses. Of course rats eat it!
“I am your creator,” he said, “and you’re a mistake!”
Newfound constellations form demonic sigils. Coincidence? Or potential Space Satan?
Princess Harpy picked you as her prom date. Have fun…
This is so freaking awesome!
We have quorum, the race is on!
I may look into getting more prizes and have categories!
Any Sponsors interested?
Alien tech powers Nazi warbots in Paris. Find the source.
Dinosaurs in London. Time rift opened. Close at all costs.
Nazi supersoldiers, genetically engineered. Find the lab, blow it up.
What’s causing these sudden mutations? There’s money in rogue magic…
Demons possess Emperor. Major-domo hires you to exorcise them. (major-domo is one word, right? Or swap for vizier)
Across the burning sands lie untold riches… and grave dangers.
Dwarves threaten war over lost coronation gift. A dragon stole it…
Long-awaited crackdown on crime arrives. Pity you’re a thief
Enough of these murderous adventurers! We goblins must stand together!
A room 10 feet square. An orc guards a chest
The conquest was easy. Cleaning up the mess, mind you…
Civil war over mistranslated holy scroll. Go find the original.
Major-Domo is fine…
Ahem.
MONKEY BEES MONKEY BEES MONKEY BEES MONKEY BEE MONKEY BEES!
Thank you to Jared von Hindman of Head Injury Theater and his article “D&D: Celebrating 30 years of Very Stupid Monsters” for the inspiration.
Time traveller destroys past. Heroes stop him; things are worse.
The following entries all come from previous gaming experiences. Potato.
Go to tavern, look at bulletin board, pick a quest.
Prevent squirrel-induced apocalypse by collecting useless colorful orbs from everywhere.
Hack, slash, loot, hack, slash, loot; repeat until dungeon ends.
Kill owner of nearby manor, buy cheap at police auction.
Noise in dry woods! Throw torch! Face angry homeless druids.
Defend holy tree against undead legion with only you four.
Try clearing out Lady Hagerty’s rat-infested basement without dying this time.
Chick from future tells you, “Don’t fire DM Cannon”. DON”T!
NOTE: The DM Cannon was a doomsday device that our characters created that used various spells to fire objects at the speed of light. After a few hours of integrating physics and D&D, we discovered that a copper piece shot through the DM Cannon would release approximately 15 megatons of energy, dealing somewhere in the ballpark of 90000000000d6. (I have the schematics on a sheet of paper somewhere. The whole thing is quite hilarious.)
Buy new bow. Don’t burn the shop down this time.
Save Krom from execution. He just wanted to eat cabbage.
Convince paladin he’s not invincible before he gets you killed.
Exchange dignity for co-adventurer’s resurrection by rolling naked in mud.
Wipe out peaceful islanders so eccentric employer gets vacation home.
Repent to island god by massacring several peaceful continent dwellers.
Find new continent to adventure where everyone doesn’t hate you.
(more coming soon)…
lol @ DM cannon… do not mix physics and RPGs! Anyone remembers Gurps Nuclear explosion rules?
Psionic extradimensional spiders attempt to conquer your world. Stop them.
Dying planet holds answer to everything. All life is threatened.
Dragon and vampire apocalypse. Can heroes use Great Ghost Dance?
Chaos reigns; broo invasion. Orlanthi cause more harm than good.
Shadow tendrils threaten Amber; Pattern unstable; Logrus adepts take advantage.
Elder vampires powers waning: mages suspected, mortal cult leader responsible.
Drizz’t DoUrden brutally slain; Elminster eviscerated; Simbul disintegrated; adventurers rejoice.
This is kind of like writing Haiku, is it not? Here’s a bit of shameless plagiarism:
Danger rears ugly head; Sir Robin turns tail and flees.
He’s not the Messiah, he’s just a very naughty boy.
Why are we here? Turns out every sperm is sacred.
Parrot is definitely deceased. And now for something completely different.
Angels implore you to free the imprisoned soul of god.
A kiwi* is thrown into a lake by swiss elephant.
Four year old girl is kidnapped by a camel driver.
Oh shit, did you know that Rasputin isn’t dead yet?!
If that guy doesn’t lose his virginity, all will die.
People are turning orange. The colour, too, not the fruit!
Electro-screws in jaw are malfunctioning. Stop me from eating everything!
Killer giant echidnas are on the loose. Run, fucking run.
The galaxy implodes if anyone tells another “your mom” joke!
DM is choking on D20! Why was he eating it?!
*A kiwi as in a person from New Zealand
Hurrah for Kiwis!
The unquiet dead rise, hungering for your living flesh. Survive.
1/100th size characters battle everyday insects in gladiatorial arena competition.
Familiar hires party to infiltrate inexplicably sealed wizard master’s tower.
Demons will invade if innocent child dies before ritual purification.
Rebellious intelligent construct seeks assistance in achieving freedom and autonomy.
Monster accidentally drinks love potion; sees character, changes alignment, courts.
* Lich King plans grand party, PCs are the main dish
* Robot wreaks havoc on future city, citizens cry for help
Once again, all in-game experiences…
Aliens invade from hovering castle; cast Fly, hijack that shit!
Dragons hold capitol hostage; ram them with your new fortress.
Collect useless items, open Garl Steppeman’s Emporium of Stuff, ???, PROFIT!!!
(??? doesn’t count as a word, right?…if so, toss out “of” and switch it to “Stuff Emporium”)
Escape from prison. Don’t use airducts, they’ll see it coming.
Ally with hobgoblins to defeat tyrant; make them slaves later.
Rebuild city in a day using Time Stop and slaves.
Sentient bunny rabbit glues pancakes to your ceiling. Plot revenge.
Too smart for carrot over pit trap. Try something else.
Rabbit accidentally poisons self trying to murder you. Make stew?
Des grand-mères et des chiffons, des mots qui hantent Yan.
This is not an actual entry, just a little inside joke/poke at one of Yan’s less successful DM session.
One more:
King must wed or war; marriage fulfills doomsday prophecy
maxs last blog post.."…lust-mad men and lawless women in a vicious and sensuous orgy of slaughter and stupendous dance spectacles…"
Go to Vegas, find stripper-nee-goddess, wake her up.
Low-Earth orbit, rocks are falling- fish out useful stuff.
Castle Falkenstein –
Mr. H. G. Wells is hiring ghostbusters; specialized equipment provided.
Inheritance letter must be delivered across world in ten days.
Save framed Prince by finding real St. Paul’s Cathedral murderer.
GIgantic steam-powered automaton runs amok at World’s Fair; stop it!
I for one do NOT welcome our new martian overlords!
Sneak into guarded temple, steal magical sword. Catch: It sings.
Family’s heirloom necklace caught on Infernal Dire Boar’s Tusk. Fetch.
Return archmage’s Iron Golem. He lives within dense rust monster population.
Duke’s ‘niece’ is actually succubus. Sabotage wedding between noble families.
Show up dwarven king on his own turf: DRINKING CONTEST!!
Raise money to save orphanage from global corporation’s land grab.
Plant bug on Dictator’s lapel while avoiding his Doppleganger bodygaurds.
Stop Madman from unleashing Virus. His soldiers are all carriers.
Evacuate scientist and daughter from mothership. One escape pod left.
Aprehend father’s killer; who must be executed before your coronation.
You’re infected with memory poison. Retrieve cure from… uh… hmmm…
You’ll die within moments. With last breath, warn world about-
Seek racist dwarf apothocary, convince him to heal elf companion.
Nine bloody weapons, four impaitent heirs, One vacant throne. Whodunit?
Powerful Artifact on Angelpearch Summit protected by Solar. Bring rope.
Two entries from me (channeling Vanir a bit on the second one):
Three demon warlords oppose each other, protect your hometown!
The President ate some magic mushrooms, defend the Middle East!
Fate of the world decided by ping pong playing orcs.
Figure skating puzzle seals ice dungeon. Is treasure worth it?
Twenty one sided die discovered. Can civilization handle newfound power?
The world is disintegrating. Can it be saved? Probably not.
The orc and the pie. What’s stronger: love or hunger?
Asmors last blog post..UET-01: Introducing Unified Encounter Theory
Strictly speaking, not all of these are adventure pitches or even synopses. I went for many that could conceivably be part of the in-character dialogue from someone giving the quest, or even just a snapshot of the adventure. Anyway, read (and judge) for yourself.
The king is dead. Why do we still hear him?
It was once a church. Now it’s cold and unhallowed.
The sword you seek is inside a dragon. Good luck!
I’m not kidding: he ended up inside the troll. Yuck.
I’ll pay you double if the kobolds eat him afterward.
Uh, where did the city go? Oh, right: Dis. Whoops.
I hate orcs. Kill them all. Except the hot one.
Steel failed. Fire just angered it. You’ll think of something.
Hey, do you like money? Do you also like murder?
The graveyard is full of angels and the dead can’t sleep.
Deliver him here. Ignore his words. He will only lie.
Jewels sparkle like fire. “Bring its head and they’re yours.”
Say nothing. This tomb has ears. Hands, too. Also: teeth.
It started with a gnome and a bucket of ale.
Surrender now. I won’t harm you. Honest! I never lie.
We entered the temple. I returned afraid. He returned insane.
You’re going to kill Bane? Who’s your next of kin?
The bridge collapsed. The castle burned. The prince smiled quietly.
What part of “eats people for fun” don’t you understand?
I’ll give you ten gold if you pull this lever.
He’s angry and he’s made of lightning. You’re immune, right?
Doppelgangers abound. You’re safe here, though. Here, eat this, friend!
We’re surrounded. Let’s worry about that later. The tarrasque awoke.
I dare you to steal that lich’s phylactery. No? Chicken.
It’s my sister’s child. My child. Do it now. Please.
Once, long ago, someone teleported the tarrasque to the Abyss.
Say, where can I find a book about breeding beholders?
Bring me my mother’s right hand. She won’t need it.
Dead men roam the swamp. Therein lies your fallen god.
It’s sharp enough. But can you really kill your master?
A ghostly figure. You remember her. She’s here now. Why?
The eyeless child brings ruin. The stars will depart. Darkness.
Hone your skills. Losing means they starve us. Beatings, too.
Mangy. Gnawing teeth. Rats? I guess they look like rats.
I also couldn’t resist this ripoff: “For sale: two bloodstained daggers. Very sharp. Never used. Cheap.”
Matthews last blog post..Paizo’s Pathfinder Alpha 2
Wars raging, food riots, global warming. Now we launch invasion.
Bear attack! They breathe fire! What makes them so angry?
Earthquake rocks sleepy coastal town, annoys mayor. Next: sea monsters.
Bad bite gets infected, arm goes all gooey. Seek help.
Evil empire tests cyborgs on peasantry. Their one weakness? Drugs!
The football-sized ruby? Good. The deathtraps? Not so much.
Goblin civil war. Pick sides, or just protect the townsfolk.
Strange disease turns flesh to gold. Who gets the vaccine?
Villain kidnaps your best friend. Then she does it again.
Nobles getting married. Crash it, kidnap the bride and groom.
Clockwork gorilla has a map in heart, murder on mind.
You are unwashed Scots. Hide, then restore the deposed king.
Chaos magic messes with city finances. “Solution” summons tentacle horror.
History class interrupted by dinosaurs. Is it on the final?
Dinosaur Escape: Washington DC. All agree, the best filibuster ever.
Wizard builds a better fireball. Guild says: Take him out.
Escape from Dr. Zod’s twisted lair. Main complication: robot mongeese.
Jewels of Tanar’zhu are missing! Vizier did it, hates apostrophes.
Warlord seems okay guy, keeps ordering you to slaughter peasants.
Godzilla attacks New York. Again. Bored, no good movies playing.
oddyseys last blog post..Metal Steampunk Vikings
Immature narcissists egotistically force ignorant politics into contest; discipline them.
Giant Legendary Ape terrorizes frightened city, just wants some nookie.
Bobby the Paladin keeps dreaming of naked Clerics, blames youth.
Boy sells his cow for beans, has a giant erection.
Balrogs forge alliance, play benefit concert for convicted Hobbit plagiarizer.
Wizards Confuse young Halflings into conducting melee with playing cards.
Adventurers keep vanishing, seems the dreaded “Mmo” is consuming them.
Umm…Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain?
Boy saves his city from disaster by fingering a dike.
Wizards flog a dead horse, convinced it’s full of life.
Grognard takes up his lance, mistakenly charges Windmills. Then Wife.
Daves last blog post..Ten Times Ten
Doppleganger asks evil PCs for new face. Might be misunderstood.
Horses have disappeared, replaced by coconuts. Furious paladins blame swallows.
Elderly historian killed in ride-by slashing, arrest the gallant perpetrator.
Knights require a shrubbery, a good one. Find it- GAH!
Tim warns, “Bunny: incredibly dangerous.” Not on stump, disregard him.
Mysterious last words scrawled on cave wall, “AAAAAARRRRRRGGGHH…”; cryptologists baffled.
Hobgoblin haiku
better than bugbear haiku.
Liar! This mean war!
Defeat an army of insane, sentient furniture - the random tables.
The king, driven mad, stops living in a fantasy world.
Chatty wonders, quite correctly, if he lost control of blog.
Wizards live on the coast. Everyone argues about their alignment.
Defeat the Frill-Necked Wizards. Escape the kangarorcs. Save the Downunderdark.
Albino minotaur rules cannibal cult of children in the sewers.
(this is inspired by discussion on the Mazes and Minotaurs list).
Mohawk and German can form words of unlimited length.
MohawkShamanVersusGermanAgentMagicalWesternDesertShowdown!
You are regular solids, thrown around by the uncaring gods.
It’s locked? He’s dead? A puddle?
Elementals, my dear Watson.
There are two commoners for every noble in Serf City.
Look, I’m for free speech - but not for Wight supremacists!