The Adventures of the Suburban Evil Overlord...

[ChattyDM]

PM was making a joke about me creating some sort of Fake Webcomic Strip about the Adventures of a Type-A Evil overlord and his family in a Suburb....  Now I absolutely love the idea but I can't work on this right now...  But if I ever do here's the Core cast of Characters it would have:

So okay We start with a 30 something Evil Overlord:


We add a 1/2 Celestial Wife (Damn she's hot!)


We Add a Overlord Understudy/Mini-me Clone/Zombie Boy


Finally we add an innocent little girl that hides some sort of Dark Secret (I'd say Android Killer SAT guidance system)



Please add a few as suggestions (and images...) for minions, plot points and  Nemeses if this activates your Geek genes... or if you just want to suck up to this Overlord's vanity!

[ChattyDM]

BTW that R2D2 Hawaiian Shirt picture is what I sent Veronica Pare to draw my Avatar and Banner...

[ChattyDM]

Yan just sent me my first pair of Nemesis

Yan The Jedi Mind Trick Mastermind and his Minion Tan....

Caption: Always Kill Yan 1st!

[davethegame]

Wait, the weather is sometimes good enough in Canada to wear a hawaiian shirt and shorts???

Or were you just visiting our country for the R2D2?

[ChattyDM]

Lol!

I was in Boston late last July. 

[Yan]

By the end of the winter we're so fed up by it, that the moment the temperature reaches 15 C (59 F), we put our shorts and sandals on! 

[zozeer]

59f is a little on the warm side, here we hit shorts and t-shirt weather at about 38-44-ish  (3.3c - 6.6c)...

[ChattyDM]

Okay so either this thread has been highjacked to kingdom come or you are proposing that I have a weather-related plot in the story....

If only there were Weather-related tropes out there....

[Yan]

Yeah something related with snow... You could be based in Canada to construct your evil snow catapult which would shovel all our snow over border up to Florida! 

[PM]

I love it...

But what's the reason behind it? Terraforming?

And we need plot twists.. obstacles...

First, the half-angelic wife must not find out about this diabolical plan so the construction of the gigantic catapult must be done secretly.

What next?

[ChattyDM]

Maybe the overlord thinks that Snow is a Commodity and must be spread Communism style...

And Florida, well, it hasn't gotten it's share of snow since the last Ice Age...

I can totally see this injustice bugging the Overlord...

Something must be done!

Alex: Phil what's this contraption you're building in our backyard?
Phil: Huhhh a new BBQ grill?  You know that the tree that fell on our house crushed the last one?
Nico: It's true mom! 
Alex: Ahhh okay, don't forget to put the Recycling on the curb.

[Ronin]

Compass?

Check.

Map?

Check.

Snow?

Check.

Trebuchet of Destruction?

Check.

Ok, now for faze two! The Chatty says wringing his hands like a madman.

[ChattyDM]

That's perfect!  Karma point for Ronin!

Now I just need a Crunch Appropriate Reason to do it...

How about burying Florida in snow so the Balance DC of walking outside is too great for them to enjoy all that sun that is denied Northern States and Provinces!

Mwa Ha HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

[Yan]

Meanwhile...

ChattyDm's Nemesis, having heard of is plan, intend to thwart is plan by deploying a Znamya 3.0, with plan stolen from the old URSS, on a geostationary orbit over the trebuchet of doom. This should melt all the snow in 5km radius around it... Mwa ha ha ha!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Znamya_(space_mirror)

Now he only need to book a NASA flight to send it in space can he do it in time... Or will ChattyDm's nefarius plan be executed before he can book a flight on the next space shuttle...

What suspense! what intensity!

[Graham]

How about burying Florida in snow so the Balance DC of walking outside is too great for them to enjoy all that sun that is denied Northern States and Provinces!

I dunno... they surf down there.  They have pretty good ranks in Balance...